My Strange Sense of Humor

Note: I don't find all of this stuff funny

Work until your idols become your rivals.

— unknown (via psych-facts)




It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via missgingerlokiway)